I’ve had Kate Upton knock-offs exhorting me to download this for a couple of months. I am glad it lives down to expectations.

Would you be willing to testify to that in a deposition?

He may be volatile but his pitching is sublime.

Jeter is struggling to field routine ground rules for purchasing a team.

Typical Dyson doing something that sucks.

Do you have any real evidence to confirm your unverified suppository?

I thought getting your tits lit was a euphemism for buying a Playboy. (I read it for the articles).

Bet $100,000 on a draw. Buy 100 bananas. Buy 1 ticket to the match. Throw bananas immediately.

The picture is a little blurry on my screen but The Hun is my favorite group, nothing like a few Germans to liven up a party.

-10 in 9 minutes!

With a steal and a putback that fan has a better boxscore than Pachulia.

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Didn’t Saudi Arabia just boycott Qatar for not doing enough to support Isis?

Unfortunately Stan’s Girlfriend Banger is already a trademarked type of sausage in Australia.

Here is a list of backups the NFL has told me to say are better than Kap:...

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

Megyn Kelly is a reminder that having somebody bad dislike you is not enough to make you good.

It’s almost like Real Madrid are 35% better than any other club in Europe. Coincidentally that happens the be the business tax rate in Spain that they don’t pay.

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See you next Tuesday... at our next home game.