If you are going to make a joke about Trump; be funny, be smart and don’t be obvious. There has not been a single covfefe joke that has achieved more than 1 of these 3 objectives.

Feel free to educate me if I am wrong.

It’s Avantage Leconte not Take Avantage Leconte you dumbass. 

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the infield slide and Ben Revere.

I would like a set of 3 fighting pokemon called Little, Aussie and Battler.

No Enes, you’re meant to grow the ridiculous fake mustache AFTER you get accused of being a member of a terrorist organisation.

Wow, I just looked it up. You were right and I was wrong, I had no idea.

The only untouchable in NBA history was Dalit Schrempf.

Looks like Zaza isn’t the only Warriors player who is dirty.

I’m glad they have come to an agreement. Some of the comments made about Bosh’s illness were particularly viscous.

Dwanye Wade, or as he is known on the basketball court, Dweezus.

I the NFL had player loans Belichick would get one player from every team, learn all the playbooks and then drink the players’ blood.

San Diego: Come for the Cheerleaders, Stay for the electronic monitoring.

Real Salt Leak and the rest of the MLS is far worse than the Wizards.

Post-season games... will cost the same.

It will take at least 12 well placed daggers to kill a Celtic.

The rules completely make sense in the context of your backyard. Why does the umpire throw the ball in backwards without looking? Because that’s the fairest way for your little brother to throw it in.

Too much me first arm waving, you need a scrappy second baseman who can grit and hustle after the ball.

I gotta say I’m impressed with this one. This is the first time Trump has done something terrible and evil that didn’t already have a precedent set by the Clintons.

To be fair to the poor lady, she is claiming credit for success that is not related to her performance or ability - just like many ‘successful’ men do.