How is making sure the children of poor people have adequate medical care elitist? If you want to accuse Kimmel of being a dirty communist* for making sure poor babies don’t die then go for it but stopping poor people from dying doesn’t seem like an elitist policy.

Nobody bothered to Czech the recording?

Noah will be unavailable for 40 days and 40 nights.

Le Pen being bad does not improve the policies Macron is proposing. If anything, her being so unpalatable allows him to propose worse policies because he is so assured of victory.

So to recap: On one side you have an investment banker who has reduced workers’ rights more than pretty much anyone in France’s history and married the teacher who likely molested him AND THIS IS THE GOOD OPTION.

They are willing to raze themselves in the midterms so they can (fail to) remove all reminders that Obama was in office.

PS: I will never like May 4th. It will always be the day Kelly fell. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

Beating a dead horse to save 3 seconds sounds like it would be a real technique from Oblivion.

I hope she wears his face.

British hooligan assaults younger brother of respected Ukranian politician.

If I was told to take Marilyn Hagerty’s Olive Garden review, set it on a train and make it racist I would end up with Melton Bennett’s train ride.

Sleepy3

I enjoy Barnwell’s work. 538 is frequently interesting. Jayson Stark did a good job. Rachel Nichols is cool.

ESPN.com’s front page is a mess and decent analysis is hard to find if you miss it in the feed.

What is wrong with you?

Hi guys, would you be able to ease off on the stories about Patriots players and owners getting involved in questionable activities?

All I see is a fantastic display of pitching to contact.

7 of the 10 safest airlines in the world are from Asia so that whole thing you are talking about is actually imaginary.

I enjoyed this. 

When did Ken Griffey Jr end up on the known juicers list?