All over the developed world politicians who have been saying “things are bad and I will fix them by doing [insert policy that will not actually help here]” have been gaining ground against established politicians who are claiming that things are going well for the average person.

Doom is generally best determined with hindsight so, like the Titanic, even though nobody predicted it ahead of time the inevitable result was disaster.

Bastia fans act tough at home but they don’t travel well to Spain, Russia or Belgium.

Hitler didn’t even sink to missing the playoffs.

A good definition of a Barreled Ball would be a ball hit so hard that it leaves the ground, thereby guaranteeing a hit and a run scored by the batter. I am surprised that nobody has thought of naming that kind of hit before.

Take the viewpoint that the strikes were only deemed illegal due to referee incompetence and the whole incident clears itself up very quickly.

They deserve it because their defense looks gassed.

Once again Mickelson is involved in sinister activities.

Attitude is everything. I remember I once saw my Quarterbacks head drop, just for a second, during a game. That second was enough, it was like a virus that infected the entire team. I just dropped my controller and walked away from the xbox.

I come looking for you with base hits
I stay smoking on good pitch placement
I smack pitches from different places
You get money they started hating
I woke up on the ground Piscotty

Patrick Corbin is a grand wizard on the mound.

Premier League owners beg government to save them from having to select English players.

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

I have two coworkers who believe Harden is MVP - should I fire them?

If you don’t lay the ball up, grab the rim and insist to all your friends that you can dunk, it’s not a dunk.

All I know is that the current model where various governments intervene to provide parity between the different groups fighting, thereby prolonging the conflict, is the worst option.

The worst kind of Rice is the one that punches you in the face in an elevator.

“That makes him the first player in NBA history to notch a triple-double and not miss a shot.” 

Cold places are happy places because global warming is slowly making their lives better.

I think he has Michael Jackson disease. The first symptom is skin whitening, the second symptom is molesting children.