“Silent, polite, gentile” - Woody Allen listing the criteria for his next muse.

Pretty sure that is the driver’s urine and not transmission fluid.

Take #1 in didgeridoo, move to Australia, make experimental dance music, live on acid, die 3 months later. Totally worth it.

There is no need to change the rule as having a tackle make an offside line would make defense extremely difficult when a player passes out of a tackle.

The Dire Wolf will likely die of heat exhaustion in Round 1, if it does make it to Round 2 it will then drown against the Leopard Seal.

He knows he is fitter and he knows that if he makes the other guy keep running on long points the match will get steadily easier for him... unless he gets bored and starts doing stupid things and loses in the fourth round.

This is why privatization is better than nationalization.

Augusto’s dictatorship of Chile came after the most fortunate of revolutions.

I liked The Artist but it was disappointing to find out that I enjoy watching Hollywood finger its own butt.

Bill Clinton Doing Nothing and Getting Paid

Glass–Steagall was a response to investment bankers causing the Great Depression. It took about 60 years for them to build up the courage to start the next great financial disaster. Every so often the president is forced to pretend to care.

Maybe he just got given cash for bailing out Wall Street and giving bonuses to the investment bankers that nearly destroyed the global economy.

Why does Trump wear two pairs of pants on the golf course?

Is this actually worse than previous presidents where they are just bribed with speaking engagements, donations to the right ‘charities’ and positions on boards of directors?

Actually they aren’t paying their fair share. They use tax loopholes, capex, depreciation, amortization and overseas territories to avoid paying the amount of tax they should. This also ignores the facts that tax rates have been greatly decreased for businesses and businesses such as Walmart are effectively being…

Her money will be lent desperate people at interest rates that in no way reflect the actual level of risk the money is exposed to. In some cases the person/business/country will make enough money to pay the extortionate interest rate. In other cases the debt will be passed around with profits being made from the…

Which old man retires first, Federer or Brady and is it possible to deflate tennis balls?

Can we stop focusing on pathetic lies and misspelled tweets?

I am repeatedly amazed by how many bad things done by Trump had already been done by Bill Clinton. It’s like the Simpson’s Already Did It episode of South Park.

It’s called Henry mode.