Don’t Need Competent Ensemble

Agents need to diversify their player base, the problem is that this operation was only built for Cuban links.

Pictured: Harbaugh dancing around the recruiting regulations.

Right through the riggin of Wiggins!

Why does everybody insist on pretending Juan Gomez and Pancho Hernandez are one player?

There won’t be peace between Israel and Palestine until the surrounding nations remove the destruction of Israel from their to-do list.

This is not a Joyce for the disenfranchised.

I don’t trust Kellyanne Conway to provide me with fashion advice, maybe if Nigel Farage or Marine Le Pen were to endorse these products I would buy them.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Are the Bills looking for cheerleaders?

That would bump him up on the Redskins draft board.

Pretty sure the orange spray is just to cover for the fact that his nose is steadily growing.

In the first 3 scenarios the losing team told the people that everything was fine and moving down the existing path was the best option. The side that won told people that things were not good and enough people believed them.

Being in a bar full of ‘neutral’ supporters, who were going over the top cheering for the Falcons early, suddenly turned into a wonderful experience.

It was very generous of Cousins to demonstrate the early effects of CTE at an event focusing on mental health.

Two players are under investigation for beating and harassing a woman, or as it is more commonly known, Jayhawking.

Superbowl XXXV was the worst Superbowl, worse than cleaning up poop or vomit.

Everyone has heard the “A fancy dog stole my playbook and videotaped my practice” excuse before.

Jake Diekman - The pitcher with kaleidoscope eyes.

We tried to but he had already bought all of the pitchforks.