The Phillie Phundamentalist

The way the Panthers are playing they don’t deserve a tie or a win.

No one expects the Spanish with court vision.

Green’s mentors, A Tribe Called Quest, were unavailable for comment.

You get cancer and then people are afraid to fire you.

When will we learn that pointing and laughing is a worse choice than ignoring altogether?

“Now they can’t afford to eat at the place the used to work.”

The Back Straight Bandit

Unless the Vikings are sending politicians on boat parties I’m not interested.

Good to see the Wake bae fighting for social justice.

The dolphins Coño punted the 49ers.

Defending Tillery is a tough row to hoe.

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

If he was a true believer he would be drinking the Kool-Aid.

The top picture is reminiscent of the Pinocchio bug, also know as MissingNose.

What do you expect when the main focus of his job is Beat Reporter?

When I saw we were discussing a disgraced women involved in politics and a subsequent appointment she doesn’t deserve I assumed we were talking about Debbie Wassermman Schultz.

Being the nice guy that he is, Kessler has chosen to forgive and forget.