You’ve got to do a lot of things right (collecting incriminating pictures, kidnapping family members) to get the chance to do so many things wrong.

Hello darkness, my old friend.

A seasoned veteran would flush the toilet with Chlorine.

Uh...no. They’re saying boo-ENCE, boo-ENCE

WISCONSIN-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Aaron Rodgers?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Estranged. Cut himself off from his family.”
Thought he would cry.

Once again New Zealand and Australia get cock blocked.

Goffin the boffin put into a coffin.

I can’t belive Phil Jackson would imply that LeBron’s Inner Circle are Bad Boys.

Oh yeah, taken my country back.

Norv And Scott Turner Had A Father-Son Relationship Built On Open Communication, unless they were playing at Gillette Stadium in which case the headphones no longer worked.

Reaching out to poor white people is a good and necessary move.

Rather than blaming Sanders for saying things that are true, a better response would have been to elect a good Democratic candidate instead of Clinton.

The statistics from the New York Times are split by race when it comes to education but not split by race when it comes to income. The reason ‘poor people’ voted for Hillary is because (non asian) minorities earn significantly less than white people do. White people voted for Trump, the white education statistics…

Like Brewster’s Millions you have Pryor as the star but the rest of the Browns seem more like John Candy.

I’m glad the how not to guides from Brexit are getting a second use.

“These are people who pay no income tax.”

Given what the exit polls said it would appear they actually have immense shame and were mostly not willing to admit it.

So at this stage I’m holding onto the conspiracy theory that Trump was working to get Hillary the win by being as bad as possible and he will go back to being a Democrat once the election is completed.

Yo Soy Electa?

The next insane sequence will be the NFL making up a reason why the referees were correct.