Any journalist* who attaches gate onto the end of a scandal name deserves a punch in the cock.

Bill just assumed he was faking a knee injury and would be back in 5 minutes.

The ladies knew him as Wilt Cameberlain.

He's done, stick a cork in him.

Don't eat M&M's while getting dressed.

He should apologize to his victim over a cup of coffee and a soggy biscuit.

She was disappointed he kept shooting while outside the box.

Silly Coach, injury timeouts only happen if you are a player.

Half man, half needs shaving.

As part of his Christain Outreach program Maholm is aiming for a record of 3-16 this year.

What happened to the cord?

Holly has always been known as a tough Rowe to hoe.

That, my friends, is Andrew Golota's career in a nut punch, right there.

I have heard that a favourite pastime is to buy a very fast car, cross the bridge to Malaysia and then drive very fast there.

International Travel DUAN:

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RON _ LD _ NHO

Spending 11 Million on a Leaf also marked a low point in Bobby Beathard's career.

Raging Bull Carcass

Unfortunately this series ended when Franco Harris was pancaked.