We want to have a Cancidas and open investigation, we believe this to be a Singulair occurrence but we must Gardasil against it happening again.

Steve Williams was seen trying to shove the Bridgestone Invitational trophy into the exhaust.

It is good to see that, unlike most of his time playing for Washington, Haynesworth did not take being cut lying down.

Can't a man slice onions in peace?

If he was taller he would be someone kids could look up to.

Starzuncut? I never really thought about it but I'm surprised Vick is uncircumcised.

The Saints have hired Félix Pie as a consultant on un-natural ball spin.

White Men Can't Jumpjet.

Being a sap was the root of his problem.

Meme Over: The Tea Party Ruined Teabagging.

Brett Favre's Penis

The best place to cum?

Cooley told LeVar that Romo was a Kunta.

"Wow, you're tall, do you play basketball?" > "Wow, you're fat, are you a Sumo wrestler?"

I had always imagined 3 scenarios for how Favre would retire and I was right.

Thankyou.

Sadly for all involved, Manny's wife looks like Jack McCormick.

Laptop computer, binnochulars [sic], master of surveillance"

The thieves drew a small penis on the bottom of every painting in the gallery.

I'm pretty sure at least one of them is on crack.