They are both getting haircuts for charity:

had problems getting a third attorney

I was afraid to look at my penis because that was a sin...

@Bellwether Johnson: Much to the chagrin of my parents, my sister announced that she will be a stripper for life.

A white player bristles at the nerve of Negroes who tell such tales out of school about the master race.

I am looking forward to the collectible condoms set.

This was the second biggest cock up in New England this weekend.

I would love to be there, really, I would but I have, uh, a Koran burning to go to that day, yeah, that's the one, a Koran burning.

Everybody else is doing it, so why can't he?

LeBron lived up to the hype and more, but sometime after the 2007 Finals, he became another basketball player.

The way he uses fancy words like arbitrary makes outfielding.tumblr.com my favourite gay baseball site.

Everyone knows you lose money playing the slots in Vegas.

As my English rugby friends would say, Swing Low, Sweet Chariots.

so long as I am not within eyeshot or earshot of you doing your business.

I'm most offended that the one girl wearing black shoes is not allowed to participate.

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: We need to nip it in the bud. Advertisers shouldn't areolae on sex anymore.

the Lord did there confound the language of all the players: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

@starksgotejected: Sometimes they also get penetrated time after time.

Emmitt Smith has debacled the BBWAA.

I have video of Michelle Ryan starring in My Left Foot.