@ursa: I blame the FCC.

It's cool how they have that deleted scene where Jordan punches out Marvin during practice.

They were later seen doing the helicopter dance in the showers.

Sal Alosi was starring in their next film Strippers and Trippers.

That would never have happened with American made hurdles.

I'm pretty sure he would have failed a Turing test with that effort.

Now that he is missing teeth he can shove food in his mouth faster.

@thelastgreenwave: Then I shall take my ignorant outrage and go elsewhere.

@thelastgreenwave: Obviously I don't.

Michael Miller had a brain explosion like JFK in Dallas.

As long as we live in an innocent until proven guilty society there is no way the player can be successfully prosecuted.

@Body By Bacardi: @ClueHeywood

first-come, first-serve

a little bit of field squeezing on an opposing gunner

The dude in the background with the rolled up trackpants would make the perfect mascot for cheap beer of the week.

The Aristocrats!

They never should have banned stickum.

My high school coach borrowed money to buy a hoover. When he cut me from the team he claimed he was just cleaning house.

I would try to fight this but then I would be no better than him.

FIFA has made their decision so everyone can just bend over and take it, except in Qatar.