"Mall of America Field" is the worst piece of opportunistic marketing on that shirt.

Kaka and BJ Cumball.

Donggone it.

Why can't we go back to the good old days where each guy was drunk and had one arm tied behind his back?

That is bush league.

But how did it affect their fundamentals?

Her teeth don't look very British.

Tonya Harding

@sir_pantsalot: In Qatar you are legally allowed up to 4 brides.

This very morning, after the cock tweets, you will three times disown me.

Karen should bring this one home lying down.

Night Of The Living Piss would be a great horror film.

I already play this with a hollowed out wii controller.

They won't be able to prove anything because there are no witnesses.

Roy Williams says he's been the Cowboys' most consistent receiver.

Almost as bad as when his fly was down while he was hyping Favre's cock shots.

If she keeps running around her bikini will suffer from busted coverage.

I elbowed my friend in the mouth the other day while playing basketball. My elbow was very sore afterwards.

@moldy912: Okay, if the divorce goes ahead in California rather than Texas will that lower his court awareness?

If his divorce drags on will his fast break rating take a hit?