If they’re going to retaliate, could they do something “in kind,” please? Like, maybe, snuff McTurtle? That would be handy about now.

This year I resolve to peace on the world.

Speaking as someone who does not live under American rule, that sure is one fucking huge list of folks who believe that enforced chidbirth is perfectly acceptable. (Some of whom, I’m sure, don’t give the slightest shit about risk to the mother, either.) “Oh, it’s all just so terrrrribly complicated to administer this…

Orange & Squinty can’t smile through the puzzlement of how to make money off of wishing others well.

Nope. ??

That would be a refreshing take on the “Burning Man” concept.

Not always.

I sincerely do not give the slightest fuck how many push-ups Bidan can do and am dismally disappointed that anyone would even bring it up.

Let me guess. “Not accepted at the recycling center due to NOT BEING RECYCLABLE!!”

“If we deprive them of money, they’ll be much more employable.”
“If we deprive them of healthcare, they won’t become sick.”
“If we jack up their taxes, they’ll all get raises.”
“The longer we beat them and the more of them we randomly kill, the more they’ll love and appreciate us.”

“How To Make The Justice System Look Like A Protection Racket” by William Barr.

I respect the police. I do. Seriously.

“Broken in the middle of nowhere.”

Aerodynamics. On the moon. lol.

If the NYPD were the NRA this would be a case of howling like a lunatic because the populace asked for a limitation on ammunition... for cap guns.

A stab in the back? I’m surprised (delighted?) they didn’t call it a lynching.

Welcome to Vulture Capitalism. Saddle it with debt, drive it into the ground, and let the creditors eat their losses that are your profits.

Commenting appears to be shut down on Barf Bag. I suspect Jezebel is the next on the chopping block with The Root following close behind.

Or rat shit. Whichever.

First Splinter disappears in a puff of smoke. Now DeadSpin’s death rattles. Those writing and editing for Jezebel must already have their resumes fluffed, folded, and ready to hit the Outbox, seeing as this site seems to be the next most political of the G/O group.