2nd Gear: Toyota will sell a self-driving car in one year.

“I don’t know about a ‘hot kiss’ but I did develop a burning sensation.”

I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real

Ralph Northam Promises to Focus Remainder of Term on ‘Racial Equity’

You know that thing where you can read an entire sentence and understand it even if the letters are all scrambled, so long as the first and last letters of each word are in the proper locations? Yeah. I looked at the header graphic and read “Hotchikss.” Apparently I reside somewhere between dyslexia and Freudian…

The pickup is a Ram. Is the box truck a ewe-haul?

I would expect to find significant damage to the sides of the pickup, particularly the paint, not from loading and unloading, but from jostling during the drive.

Feature, not bug.

had a bad case of bone spurs

CFPD - Corporate Financial Protection Bureau

I’d rather have the old one, thanks. It’s unmistakeable, whereas its younger sibling isn’t.

The only thing that the Democrats uniform was missing tonight is the matching hood.

In other words, she’s perfect?

Back in the early twentieth century, in and around Germany, there were many families named Hitler.

“We had to destroy the village to save it.”

“Ok, so listen. New policy here on the plantation. We are no longer going to beat you. We’ve outsourced that to the local cops. Also, we had them agree to only beat you 5 days a week, not six like we did, though you will be required to work 30% more each day in exchange for this improved treatment. Oh, and we’ll only…

I was absolutely done with him as soon as he launched into his “this is just a smear campaign from the Libtards who are mad they lost the 2016 election” horseshit.

Now Bernie is the least liberal person I will accept.

Back in the ‘70s in Canada. Can’t remember when they dropped the practice.

Not even the faintest recollection of who.