So I’m guessing he’s not the kind of guy who would approve of topping a burger with a doughnut, or boneless buffalo wings, or macaroni & cheese. All of which I’ve seen, none of which I’ve tried, because I’m not a fuckin’ reprobate.

Also naming your twitter “@real” as if you are famous.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

True, but given that situation, I’d want to maximize the amount of time I was at the upper end of the pay band. If I’m maxed out for 5 years, I earn more than if I earned middle, then got 5 years of “raises” reaching the max at year five.

Yes and no...

Also if you pour cream over ice cream it’ll form a hard shell too. Delicious! Added bonus - if you eat it often enough you don’t need to save for your retirement.

Bruh, that sounds like real life. Go harvest resources (job) and come back to your base (your apartment) and give all the shit you earned to a NPC (wife and kids) and then repeat until you DIE.

I’m not sure why you think that “bringing players back” is important when it isn’t subscription based, has no microtransactions, and no paid dlc. Obviously the goal at this point is to sell the game to new customers who are waiting for it to become a worthwhile purchase.

Press the button on the Tile and the phone rings even if the phone is on silent.

Press the button on the Tile and the phone rings even if the phone is on silent.

My wife’s always misplacing her phone. How does this help her?

My wife’s always misplacing her phone. How does this help her?

The culture of censorship surrounding unpopular opinions by the left has always been oppression.

An elected official cares much, much less what someone who cannot vote for him thinks. So calling a congressman who represents another district, for example, doesn’t help.

I got the same email from my parents.

I learned this trick from a college GF. We were going to one of those all you can eat Brazilian steakhouses for my birthday when she essentially ordered me to strip “for an early dessert.”

I raided Kara weekly in BC and I’ve been in it like 5 times since Legion dropped and I don’t remember anything I would call a dance fight. I recall some fun bosses and yelling at people to stop fucking moving during flame wreath, but no dance fighting.

You are objectively wrong. Ulduar exists.

Trying to turn off the damn alarm. Where I used to be able to swipe to shut it up, I now have to hit the small button over and over and hope that it will work. It never seems to on the first try for me. This is too much of a task for a person who has just woken up.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

For those of you looking for it, here’s the passage in question: