How is it that all these gossip stories about famous people's sex lives are okay for Gawker Media to write about yet you were all up in arms about the celebrity picture leaks?

Your "ethical and moral standards" for what's okay to write about or post make no sense.

Stunning!!

I don't know what this is. Everything about it is just horrible. Even if she was going for an edgy look it fails.

This looks like a Project Runway dress. The collar is too much.

This is unacceptable. She looks like she's standing up straight and it still bunches. Bad fit.

Who needs all these fancy new doodads. You don't know what livin' is 'til you drive a team of horse like I used to. All these ridiculous wires you stick in your ears to hear a bunch of caterwauling from some half-dressed floozie. We didn't need all this new-fangled shit to have fun in my day. We'd just walk out into…

This will go down in the annals of gifstory as one of the best. (Also the fact that I just invented "gifstory" [gif+history].)

Fatberg.

Take it down a notch, Crystal Moon Lovechild. Having awful periods isn't because Big Tampon is forcing itself up my vagina, it's because I have debilitating cramps that have sometimes brought me to tears in the past. How great for you that you've somehow pulled the cotton plug on all of their horrible lies and somehow…