This entire article is based on a text message of some story coming from a friend of a friend—and it's considered newsworthy. I think you've been had by some rumor-starting Sox fan.

I completely agree. Also, this entire article is based on a text message of some story coming from a friend of a friend—and Gawker considers it newsworthy. We should all write in to Gawker with stories on what we've heard about celebrities from "reliable" friend-of-friend sources.

It's only a matter of time before the government has to create a law banning sex (alonge/with others) in google cars.

Seriously, how hard would it be to install those wings on the head rest on every airplane seat? This "smart seat" isn't so much smart as it is common sense. Why can't domestic airlines do this so when I fall asleep on the plane, my head isn't rolling around the place while I drool all over everything?

WTF is Just Jared????

Disagree. A heavy rain—and the potential to hydroplane—would be more dangerous to drive in than this light dusting. Not sure how much rain occurs there, but I imagine drivers have encountered it without incident.

You just made the Internet even more awesome!!!

Is it weird that I think this machine is adorable? I want to buy a cat bed for it.

Jerry Garcia is very disappointed in you, kid.