Foot-In-Mouth
Foot-In-Mouth
Foot-In-Mouth

Sometimes when you work on something so very much, muscle memory just takes over. That's my explanation for why she fell.

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

So a league who seems to not care that they have a team called the "Redskins" feels like it has a civic duty to drop a 15 yard penalty on a player that uses the word "nigger". And also, seems they still have no issue with players calling each other "faggot" or using other ethnic slurs. Makes sense to me.

Argyle is not to blame, but I would hate to see this turn into a pattern.

Beads. Ain't falling for that again.

Thank you for posting that, because it lets me post this as a response for the second time in a week.

I thought I had something similar last night. But turns out, after watching 6 straight hours of Downton, my legs had just fallen asleep.

This won't be the first time potentially fake Dominicans will have to answer to the Inquisition.

Their team wasn't all that great, but their flag's a big plus.

Wikipedia links I just found!

dump girlfriend, purchase fleshlight and NBA League Pass

He actually had the guts to test the theory that a free trip to Sochi was not, in fact, better than a sharp stick in the eye.

First they came for the gays, and I said nothing — because I really, really like women.

Oh sure, everyone gets pissy when people complain there are too many stray dogs, and then they bitch that it's "immoral" to just haphazardly kill them all, and then they go and do the humane thing and try to gently smother them all with pillows instead of just smacking them in the head with a brick, and now everyone's

My 1st thought was this.

"Well, they sure seem to be getting good value for the money they spent." - Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

"And on top of all of this... well, did you know that one of the guys who I worked around actually helped cover up a murder?

A blowjob for each hand? I don't think blowjobs work the way they think they work.

Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine