Foot-In-Mouth
Foot-In-Mouth
Foot-In-Mouth

I absolutely love my boyfriend, he will likely be my husband one day, but we disagree on one thing - Xbox. ... What are the odds that actually happens? I swear guys are addicted to this stuff.

I only want to read the bad shit - can someone at deadspin start pushing for a common hastag? #sochishitshow #sochiasexpected ??? It would make the Twitter far more useful

that picture is now clearly the fucking shining star of facilities

seems women's sports (except tennis) in Euro-centric sports is unsupported.

why did the media let me believe this for so long? I take no responsibility :)

well...damn...do I get credit for getting the gist of it but missing on the technicalities?

when you marry your adopted daughter - you don't get to make any defense of improper father-child relationship/touching/molesting/ etc...

so they sell exactly what they seem to argue against?

probably safe to say she has unlimited money either way....daughters of gazillionnaires don't often struggle financially.

i am fucking dying...dying I tell you!!! sunday evening I am going to be sitting around doing nothing and think of this and start laughing...awkward...but funny!

You'll never see the NFL do that because they'll never do anything that makes the record book inconsistent.

set white people back 30 seconds with that display!

Redskins (playoffs/coach)
Texans (playoffs/coach)
Vikings (playoffs/coach)

"No, it's not a parody or a skit. It's an actual show with real people"

why should MLK day be different then any other holiday? The big 3 summer holiday all have major commercialism, christmas, thanksgiving too. New years probably misses out simply because we just had a month of non-stop commercialism. Will I see the same fake outrage for presidents day sales?

i would predict unhealthy guys are far less likely to go to the doctor...no visit...no shame

politics in figure skating...what's next! fake reality shows!!

once you decide to compete in a sport that is 100% judged...you don't get to complain about politics or fairness without sounding desperate.

so will I!!

how do you time things for maximum dignity?