everything about that stadium was dirty

Can't think of anything snarky because the author is snarky enough...Are we now at the point that grown men can't choose to play football knowing the risks? Did you seriously not ask the follow-up to Harrison..."Then why not retire?"

most watched movie this year - The fucking Disney Beach thing...kids will watch anything with good marketing...like a million fucking times. Oh did I delete this from the DVR? No worries - the dance edition is on Friday!!

oh please - that sort of attitude just dumps on all the women who made the choice to stay at home because they wanted a more active role in raising their children.

I don't think pointing out that more women then men are inclined to stay at home is out of line. But please share with everyone how that awful stigma I am pushing is ruining it for all women...that should help your cause.

It isn't the leave...it is the years off. Why is it such a struggle to understand that more women then men are inclined to want to be stay-at-home parents. We have legislated all the equality in leave possible, there is just a difference in what people want. The good news is each couple can decide what works best for…

never knew Bartenders tipped bussers on the gross receipts...i think i always am a good tipper, but always good to remind myself that little fact.

seems pretty even to me

i was going with..."this week?" "this year"...since rehab?

wait a second...wait a second...

I was going to post this exact same thing - those who exclude rape pregnancies have never made any sense to me unless your position is truly "well abortion is a really shitty birth control plan so if you get pregnant because you are a whore no abortion...if totally not your whorish fault...abortions."

everything was excusable until the wine opener

cream cheese? Queso Fresco at least...that Aron guy on food network told me

@Richard - did she salt the water? Finish the noodles in a saute pan with the Ragu?

"rocking A.J. Hawk jerseys and frizzy bangs."

"I'm no expert, but I'm gonna guess this kid from Panama hasn't seen too much breaking stuff before."

yes

The NFL's most insufferable group of old white dudes

The fact that they seemed to find white people who didn't know Asians do gooder in school seems to indicate a crowd that prolly isn't sending their spawn to elite schools in the first place.