when I get rich and famous I will never use a credit card...and then I can call bullshit when someone claims I only tipped them $3.

doesn't that make it wildly unlikely? as opposed to impossible?

"For one, the 71.5 percent hit rate Stevens promises is a mathematical impossibility."

still can't believe he didn't report that horseplay in the shower...bastard

I love the pause after it's clear the call was blown...

don't worry about Body Shame at the Wisconsin Dells...I could go for a little more self awareness out of some, but no shaming there at all.

the guy scraped his fucking knee...it not like he slit his throat. Laugh away.

wow!! +1

self righteous soccer fans who want me to appreciate the beauty of the game.

I highly doubt Mariotti has any decent sense of self-awareness as to the degree of his douchiness.

don't kid yourself - 5'6" is way shorter than average...

Markers...not even close. Playdoh is one and done, chez moi. Of course I have to be half drunk celebrating a promotion for me to agree to let the hellions have playdoh out...I hate that shit.

+1 - impressed

except rainbow parties...everyone is doing that

men coaching men - there is constant talk about changing your body to be better at your sport. leaner, stronger, faster...and there is no problem at all.

Scott - how about try to get him onto some Kobe beef, farrow pig, or shark fin? Always good to expand your horizons.

thank you! sous vide is awful!

Maybe they can get the dentist from Iowa to select particularly unattractive women.

uh - I believe most men consider the regular engagement ring a societal custom that they must follow else their lady feels bad among others. They could really care less about the whole thing, other then the fact it should get them laid for a few weeks while she is still basking in the shine of the diamond.

Worst handwriting ever...what is that Golf? Cold? Calf?