way more fun if he blew out his knee

come on - ginger baby that looks just like Harry would be way better...and possible.

the US tends to do sports on the school calendar — shoot for Sept/Oct birth if sports are your thing...August if you are really die hard and will hold your kid back.

they wrap the baby in newspaper instead of a blanket

"It's not known if this DUI would be a violation of his probation terms."

all by yourself ... in one sitting.

where he has to play second banana to no one.

just admit it...you do know which one...it's ok, I don't blame you

I assume by "female character" you mean a hottie with a 14 inch waist and giant tits...if not please elaborate because I am confused

She interrupted him: "He's a fucking pussy."

the Mets are still pissed they didn't get in on that sweet Manhattan deal

The A.I.C.H. has wisely pulled out of the event.

i assume the book will be presented to more strong feminists entering ivy league schools then any other demographic...and done so as a joke.

So a business with a primary customer base of old white people tends to have old white people running it?

Raised by a single struggling mom (in Canada)...the fact he would say that about Clinton just shows how unaware of the world he is (just another thing in a long line of things that show this)

At the end of the video he sprays a picture of Bill Clinton with cleaner fluid and says "Fuck Bill Clinton."

$5 is a stretch when I put more thought into it...I have found most kids just have way too many clothes

Maybe exaggerated a bit there...garage sales is really the big thing for us. Pick up a ton of things and make your offer. Buying something new is a complete splurge...and that is also Target not anything fancier then that.

It really isn't that hard even...the eating out change probably would be the biggest shift for people.

only image is Everyone Loves Raymond when Debra starts hanging out at the old man club...good stuff