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Because they are fucking terrorists

Hey sweatie! This seat taken? It appears to be the only one left in this whole section! Man am I lucky!

Timmy down the street told me you get way more shit if you do this then a stupid foul ball...now we just have to have some damn patience people!!!

When did douchebags corrupt the "Fitted hat"...do you mean something other then a fitted baseball hat?

I have often tried to communicate to people that the real developmental milestones are where my life gets easier. People are obsessed with "first steps" - that's crap. That makes my life harder...much much harder. I always fall back on two milestones - The ability to buckle themselves into their car seat and the…

"A whole week on the job before getting fired? Slacker"

That's a point and a half in North Korea...right?