Only REAL ‘90s kids are made very uncomfortable by this reference!

YOU GUYS! Barely doing your work is making me really sad. There will be such a void in my life if you go away. I’ve been barely doing my work for weeks, though, and I don’t even have a good excuse. Maybe this is a sign. I should get back to work.

I love how thin people can just wear anything.

Okay, but, like Alan Cumming before her, she really picked a good one.

There’s small voice in my brain that says she did exactly that. Just married, seeing forever, maybe a little F.U. to mom...

Other 11 letter words include stockjobber, objectivism, chockablock, and sequelizing. 11 letter words are funny.

He was one of those people that seemed eternal. Like a landmark that would always be here.

Okay but Thief and Heat owed quite a bit to Walter Hill’s The Driver. Again, what makes Heat and Thief so much more superior than Refn’s Drive? Calling something derivative doesn’t tell us anything about the cultural object in question. Star Wars is derivative of Golden Age serials and Kurosawa films and so what? What…

Yeah, but “pretentious” and “derivative” aren’t particularly forceful criticism. We know it’s derivative because its inspirations are splashed across the screen. Refn never set out to make an original work of art. Pretentious, as a critique, is just a lazy way of accusing somebody of ambition. If one argued that the…

Martha’s probably a secret Red.

Neat! This may be the only interesting thing about the Seaport.

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?

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I logged into my gmail, using my 2-step authenticator on my phone, so I could dig out my kinja key, so that I could comment on this article. That’s how protective I am of Watership Down.

Hold up, I got a better one:

Harris Wofford has lived one of the more incredible lives in recent American history. If you’re spending one-on-one time with him talking about internet memes and what just happened on Game of Thrones, you’re kind of doing it wrong.

I speak bigly, but I have a soft —

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

Donna has all the right things to say about Henry.

New Year's Eve, 2010. After a very nice pre-game of oysters and champagne, mistercharles and I got on the #1 bus in Cambridge to head back to Boston to properly Auld Lang Syne. As we got on the bus, the driver barked, "All the way back", which didn't seem meaningful until I glanced to my right and stopped so…