That’s right! I was going to include that.

I don’t live there anymore, but I have a soft spot for the seacoast.

More guns, tho. Also, no income tax. Also, you can legally drive your uninsured car naked in the woods.

It’s truuuue. Boonin’, cow-tipping, shooting beer cans off those old stone walls at the edge of your property, and getting shitty.

Dear Amber Rose,

Not my story because I had wedding pie, but my folks have a good one: My dad and my mom had a strawberry shortcake wedding cake from a bakery in town. My dad was tasked with picking up the cake. Now, my parents had a very era-appropriate yellow VW Bug. As any of you olds may know, the seats in those cars were slanted…

“Mommy, red is apples! Red is in the rainbow! Red is for everyone and if grown ups think red is for sexy ladies that is their problem not mine!”

So many tall stupid men...

It could be Captain Marvel (due in theaters November 2018). It could be Black Panther (due July 2018). But it’s looking more like the latter.

YOU MET ELVIS? Fucking hell. You win. I would give my left ovary to meet Elvis.

Seeing Neutral Milk Hotel in Athens must be like seeing the Beatles play in Liverpool.

Redacted.

You win. Cheers! With water!

I am very jealous that you got to see Strummer. That is awesome.

Before I got married, I joked around that the only way that I would get married in a church is if Al Green did both the ceremony and sang at the reception. Never happened, but hey...a girl can dream :)

...she could kick me in the face and I’d say thank you.

I walked through two miles of swamp muck in the outskirts of City Park to sneak in to the 2007 Voodoo Music festival. Ah, those halcyon days before corporate drone use...

Psychedelic! You’ll have to keep the rest of your outfits simple to wear them well, but if you love them GET THEM.