Understood :)

She’s not “like” the rock star dating the younger model. She is the rock star dating the younger model.

I would not want to run into those guys in a dark alley.

No shame. I’m jealous!

Word on the street is that he’s the nicest guy.

Scalabrine? That dude is hilaaaarious.

It was Justin Townes Earle, wasn’t it?

This is out of my completely sketchy memory, but I remember back in the day when Buddyhead was a thing (anyone else remember those days?), those guys interviewed the lead singer of a punk band who said that he lost his virginity to Gillian Anderson when she worked at a punk label in NY on the late 80’s. I want to…

My husband is very jealous of that story.

To you! For being you!

Ms. Paredes is also notable for having the coolest name in the history of names. Providencia Paredes...it's just musical. Beautiful beautiful name.

The answer to your first question is too long and tiring for my commenting style. The answer to your second question is Scientology.

Sorry guys, I was on vacation and just got to the weekly Dirt Bag. Here's a fewRuffalo gifs, because we're nice people who deserve nice things.

"Won't give away your position if you are stalking wildlife..."

"Won't give away your position if you are stalking wildlife..."

Here is some Norman Reedus with his cat, Eye in The Dark for your viewing pleasure.

Fret not! If you live there, you're probably attractive too.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO ATTRACTIVE? Seriously, I wanted to screw everyone I encountered in Montreal.

Totally lost on me (I insist upon myself), but damn if it sounded nice. :)

Nailed it!

Jessica, you look fucking fabulous. I am so glad Jane encouraged more entries in this series, because this was a delight to read.