Never been to the UK, but mushy peas can be delicious. There's an authentic Scottish restaurant in my neighborhood* that makes fresh minted mushy peas that will make you swear off mashed potatoes.

Yes! I'm not so keen on John Mulaney's material as a whole, but that joke is gold.

Am I the only one whose favorite is the Tom Jones t-shirt? The "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA" on the back is what seals the deal.

Ah! Look at him! He's perfect. I tease because I love.

It was mine, too!

Unf. Those fucking oxford would go perfectly with the outfit I'm wearing RIGHT NOW.

Slap some freckles on him, and I could see it!

I like the direction this thread has gone in.

I like the direction this thread has gone in.

That's the cutest, most fuzziest derp face I've ever seen.

Oh fuck an orange cat with that face.

The resemblance is uncanny.

I second the Big Fish rec, but I also just watched Beginners on Netflix and it's just adorable.

When did Lukas Haas turn in to Alan Moore?

I clicked on the Ewan McGregor link, and I'm very satisfied with that decision.

I've been using their concealer for years and years. The warm fair shade is a perfect match for my undereyes.

The one thing I like about this weather is that it's the great fashion equalizer. Everyone looks like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man.

I had a guy who went to a different high school, WHO I HAD NEVER MET, bring flowers and a sign that said "I Love FoolTheWorld" on it to a local talent show that I was planning to attend. I ended up not attending the show (because I was on a date), and my friends told me aaaallll about it the next day. It turned out…

Anti-persperant deodorant on your inner thighs! Works like a charm.

I love this gif unconditionally. I want to bring it home to my mama and put a ring on it in June.