I'm fully expecting any potential offspring of mine to have one hell of an awkward phase (as my husband and I did). It builds character.

I think this is what bothers me most. It's like carrying every insecurity you had in high school over to the college level, when college is supposed to be the time where you start figuring out how to not give a fuck.

I like having the option to wear either my glasses or contacts. Mostly because I look like Tootsie when I'm wearing glasses while dressed up.

They want you to be klassy like them Real Housewife lay-dees.

You think this would fly? I'd wear this.

I Googled this to no avail.

I know how to do it, they just wont let me. It says "image failed" when I try to upload. :(

Noooooo, oh that story made me so sad but I'm happy she's cute and happy and has you as an owner.

How did you know my cat's name is Statistical Outlier???!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure the tail was removed? There is a breed of cat with a stub tail. They won't let me post a picture, but it's called a Japanese Bobtail. I had one when I was younger, and she was pretty agile.

I will say, there are many behavior issues that I curbed in my cat early in his life- he has never gone outside his litter box, never jumps up on kitchen or bathroom counters, doesn't sit on my head when I'm sleeping, etc., but the scratching I never got to stop. He does it to get attention now! I started using a…

Someone told me that cat's don't like to scratch microfiber, so I bought a microfiber couch. You know what? That person was a goddamn filthy liar.

He looks like the love child of Brian Setzer and Chris Isaak.

I agree fully on Whitney Cumming's ensemble. LOVE that dress, but the boots look shabby and ill-fitting.

Not really my type. Those dimples, tho...

Not if you say supportive, nurturing things to it. Or play it Jackie Wilson.

Right? I was expecting "Tom Brady heteroflexible" to be the top result

He did? I didn't have the sound on when I watched the video. Now I'm pissed at him for being both gross and ecologically inefficient.

I've seen worse. The thing that was freaking me out was that HE DIDNT WASH THE FUCKING TWEEZERS. There was obviously gunk on it from previous extraction attempts. Ugh ugh ugh.

This is a beautiful comment.