Not to derail this conversation, but I think FDR and Eleanor and an...ahem, "arrangement".

I dont always love her stand up, but she's from my tiny home state and I know several people who can vouch for her awesomeness as a person.

Are these two a thing now? I can dig it.

Out of the grays for you! I live in Boston, and the reverence people in this city have for Wahlberg disgusts me.

Mark Wahlberg wants a pardon for his 1988 assault hate crime conviction.

Ha! Touche. I should really learn not to feed the trolls, but I was fighting fire with fire. Blame the wine.

Two Can Troll At That Game!

Haha! Joke's on you. I hate children!

I LOVE KILLING BABIES. Is that what you wanted to hear? Look person, I just told a romantic story (seriously!) about my own abortion that currently has 159 likes and many sweet and supportive comments on this here website. You're barking up the wrong tree. Go home, watch a Kirk Cameron movie and have a pleasant…

Don't use the props they give you, ladies!

Funny you should say that! This is what he looks like:

Yeah, I bristled at the idea when he said it, which was probably reason enough that I should not have had a baby at 23. :)

He would think that stupid joke of mine was funny.

He's a total slob, but otherwise he's a neat guy. ;)

Not too much nutmeg, of course.

Victory! I'll take it!

Right? All I could think was D: D: D: nooooooooo

Guess I didn't make the cut :(

Codeine and nutmeg are really a gourmand's pairing.

A feel-good anecdote, with regards to getting married because you're knocked up: