THAT ONE WAS THE WOOORST. It smelled like a sinus infection.

Gap's Om! God, I found an old can of that in my mom's makeup cabinet from way back when. It does...not age well.

Bath and Body Works White Tea and Ginger right here. I can't smell it without feeling bad about myself.

My stepmother used to wear it religiously. She wore it because her grandmother wore it.

Aw, man. That sounds so much more fun than having the same conversations about my cat with relatives every year.

No shame in being bored with Dickens. The dude was paid by the word.

I honestly cannot comprehend people who don't like soul music. How do you even FEEL things?

Hey, I wouldn't kick Andrew WK out of bed for eating crackers in a white t-shirt and jeans.

Shit, that's terrible. I'm very sorry that happened to you.

I like some non-fiction, too! I actually just spent a good amount of time defending Sarah Vowell's writing style to a friend who found it a bit too hyperactive.

Damn! I was 19 when I dated the coke head, too! 19 is the quintessential hot mess age, isn't it?

Vegans, coke heads, and people who are uncomfortable with their sexuality (whatever that may be).

There was a guy who worked at the bookstore in my hometown who was a total babe except for his metal-head dreadlocks. When he asked me out, I told him flat-out I didn't date white dudes with dreadlocks. The next week when I went in there, he had shaved his head. Bless his heart, I went out with him.

Ugh, the exclusively non-fiction folks. I cannot.

Give it a try! It's mesmerizing.

I'll have you know that this gif syncs up perfectly to David Bowie's "Sound and Vision" and The English Beat's "Save It For Later". This is all I need to watch all day long.

Point taken, but I definitely don't find him attractive because of that role (even if he did beef up a little).

Oh god, Sonny on Treme! THAT'S where I know him from. I hate him on principal.

Mad Madam Mim isn't "evil". If anything, she's a resourceful free-thinker. :)

THANK YOU. I knew I could count on your snarky ass to agree with me.