I...can't. I do not find him attractive in any way. He looks like Carl the Giant from Big Fish.

Starred for your username! **V Go Team Venture V**

A+ for flawless 30 Rock quote placement.

If you don't want to cry more, don't read Lisa Jakub's story that is linked in Wilson's article. It's just one more poignant reminder of Robin Williams' kind, giving nature. :')

I love ketchup on scrambled eggs. Always have. I don't need a ton of it, but it really adds something to a diner omelet.

That picture says, "oooooh I know she's gonna say yes, but I'm still nervous as hell here goes nothing!"

This has been on my mind lately. I know there are more pressing national matters at hand, but this hit home for me for various reasons and I had to say something about it.

I LOVED That episode. Wilson nailed it.

I cannot stop getting Richard Simmons and Gene Simmons' names confused when I see them in print. It has caused me no small amount of heartache.

I've never been so happy to be going to a wedding in a church for that very reason! Hopefully the reception is in that same barn you speak of.

What does "vitaminy" smell like, I wonder...did you smell like a Flintstones chewable?

A bug repellent patch?! What an age we live in....

I'd love to say the hippie stuff worked for me, because I hate the smell of bug spray (as I said, it's why I moved out of the woods). However, much like natural deodorant, it is no match for my body chemistry.

Oh, god I didn't even think about that. I'm a city girl who doesn't make it to the Great Outdoors very often, but I'm going to a barn wedding in NH this weekend. I'm gonna have to bathe in DEET beforehand, aren't I? Ugh, this is why I moved away from the woods!

Nothing to be scared of....

I know you're right, and that's completely the pro-active, mature way to handle things. Next time he sends me an email like that, I'm going to respond with "UNSUBSCRIBE".

Maybe it's not my job to be his friend? Then again, I don't hang out with my coworkers socially, so I guess he's just creeping up the wrong tree. :)

I do think he might be on the spectrum if I'm being honest, but my boss seems to like him. If he's not mildly autistic, he might just be incredibly neurotic and might not get out much. I don't have time for his odd behavior, so I largely avoid him if I can help it.

Creepy robot dude in my office sent me a Dilbert cartoon that he "thought was relevant" to a quick business-related conversation I had with another co-worker that was within his earshot.

"Christina Aguilera's baby shower featured a cake of Christina, naked, and the head of an infant coming out of her vagina (Fig. 2)"