Jayne Cobb agrees.

I realized my mistake and was waiting for someone to call me on it. My sincerest apologies to you, and to Great Britain.

Well, I've noticed that with art (versus household items and jewelery) more people are pleasantly surprised and plan to keep it. There have been many people on the show who had paintings hanging in their houses for generations, and then they find out it's worth tens of thousands of dollars and they just say "Well, it…

That makes sense. I was commenting more on the cultural divide between the US and GB. When we watch Antiques Roadshow, sometime we'll see someone with a tacky piece of crap and say "It's worth that much? Sell it! Sell it now!". It's all a matter of taste, though. What is a tacky piece of crap to one person is…

Ever notice the differences between the British and American Antiques Roadshow? I find it endlessly amusing.

I thought of this guy. Needles would say that.

Fando y Lis? Psh, what a bunch of posers.

You think the writers for Us are El Topo fans?

To be fair, I didn't look like his mother.

I loooove a prominent nose.

It's the weirdest when you find out your S.O's ex looks like his mother. Not that I'd know or anything.

It's beer-flavored seltzer, ok?!

I wash them when they can stand up on their own.

Great name for it! I ask him if I should buy him a fanny pack to round out the ensemble.

We didn't marry the same man- my husband wouldn't change his socks if his shoes were already tied. It's like this:

Can we also get my husband to wear those short loafer socks I bought him a couple of weeks ago? I could never get him to go sock-less, but the white tube socks with sneakers and shorts look is...not working for me.

I tried to look at this, but even on an empty stomach it made me nauseous.

"I'm Janelle Monae, Empress of The Entire Goddamn World. Kiss my ring, mortals!"

That's why I was kind of psyched to change my last name when I got married. I learned that I now share a name (first and last) with a Major General in the US Army, and as a result my identity is completely un-Googleable.

TMI, whatever: