The whites don't match! You just...can't do that. I'm sorry.

1 in 3000 calico cats are male. I forget where I heard it, but I want to say it was a cat documentary on BBC (I know, the sickness is deep).

You're right on the calico/tortie point- although the only "genetic abnormality" I've heard about the rare occurrences of a male calico is that they have little to no interest in reproduction, and are even sometimes interested in other male cats (GAY CATS. THAT'S RIGHT, FOX NEWS.)

I read somewhere that majority of orange cats are male. Do you know if there is any truth to that? Anyways, my husband would be green with envy- orange cats are his favorite.

Two Orange Cats?! You're so lucky.

I wouldn't be as worried about noe being able pee, as I would be worried about camel toe. I'll give it a hearty "NO!".

That's it!!

I'm loving all of these. Good find!

My co-worker has that coat! I always thought it was so cute, but I've been afraid to ask where she got it (lady has ex$pensive taste).

I'm not a fan of winter wear, but a few years ago I got LL Bean's Heritage Wool Duffel Coat for Christmas in an awesome green color. It is probably the most fashionable warm winter coat I have ever owned. They must have had a problem with the distributor or the manufacturer, because they stopped selling them. How…

I'm loving the Julie/Julianne exchange. The rest is just static.

Jolie Kerr must have something to say about this.

Trust me Grimes, when I lived with a musician for a year and heard ALLL about tour constipation. He would come back at least 5-10 pounds heavier from eating fast food on the road. When he got home, he would consume nothing but green tea for 12 hours. Then he'd spend an eternity in the bathroom. When he got out, he…

I get what they were going for with the crystals and whatnot, but it looks like a store left the security tag on her dress!

I have a feeling Hilaria has had many 29th birthdays.

It's true, she'd never disclose her age.

Are we sure that Cat Marnell didn't write this?

Right? I'm surprised Carrie Underwood could even breathe under all that pancake makeup.

Ugh, I thought of Rick Juzwiak as soon as I posted that. I feel like a dummy now. He even wrote a whole article about living with Daulerio when he resigned as editor of Gawker!

Oh, man. You're referring to Rich Lawson, I take it? I shit you not, he is one of my favorite writers to ever appear on Gawker. His blog is so lovely.