Hilarious because she says awful things that you have to laugh at or you'll want to punch something/someone. Terrifying because she's a hopeless addict with seemingly very few people left who want to help her.

Also: Rich Daddy

They are helping her career. I don't mind that they are helping someone who is essentially "one of their own", even if they aren't thrilled with it.

No, I totally get it! She's terrifying in the sense that reading what she writes just watching someone destroy themselves and every relationship they ever tenuously held to. She's hilarious because if I don't laugh at the bullshit stuff she says, I get irrationally angry.

Oh, here we go again. Cue about 20 commenters saying "Who the hell is she, and why should I care?!".

My childhood cat died when I was in high school. She slept at the foot of my bed every night. For months after she died, I still felt the warm pressure of her body on my feet every night when I went to bed. It may have been purely psychological, but it was most certainly comforting.

With all of the movies being filmed there, I've seen a ton of celebrities in New Orleans. I have family there, so I visit often. Nearly every time I go there I see or meet someone famous!

Now that's commitment!

Square toes? Nope nope nope.

Re: Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg

What I really took away from this post was:

All I wanted when I was little was to have a common name. I used to go by my middle name (Anna) just so people wouldn't look at me sideways when I introduced myself. It also didn't help that I grew up in a small, culturally/racially homogenous town.

Sooo many Katies. I'm friends with a Kate, Catie (also known as Catherine), and a Cat.

I had a friend (jokingly) ask me one time if I got off from my giant super-plus tampons.

#freetamponsinBoston

Oh! That reminds me:

He told me that snorting Ketamine would give me a high like marijuana. I think he just didn't want to do it by himself. Ugh, wrong on that one!

Trust me, none of that would have happened if Cliff and Claire Huxtable were her parents.

OMG look at all these dresses I think I'm gonnZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ

Nailed it.