FoolTheWorld
FoolTheWorld
FoolTheWorld

Sorry, responded to the wrong person.

I can't with Chris Pratt. I mean, he's not unattractive, but pre-abtacular Chris Pratt looks just like my cousin. And, yes I will set you up with him (my cousin, not Chris Pratt). He's married, but that shouldn't stop you. His wife is awful.

This is very timely. My brother-in-law is staying with my fiance and I over July 4th weekend.

Not weird! He's a total babe.

Thank you, professor. Will do.

I do this too! It has resulted in people thinking I couldn't make it to the wedding, even if I RSVP'ed that I was attending. Weird, right?

It's not the guest's obligation to get a gift, and it's not the recipient's obligation to like it or to even think the gift was worth a damn. It is the recipient's obligation to be polite and give thanks. That is all.

It's OK to say it's not a great gift, because the gift is not the point. I don't see why you must insist that a bunch of cheap, shitty food that they can't even eat was a "thoughtful" gift that they should be grateful for. Whether they liked the gift or not, they should have been gracious and written a thank you note.

My fiance and I put items on my registry that we love and would thoroughly enjoy getting at all price levels. There's a $7 colander on there that we're really hoping to get.

Congratulations. How wonderful for you.

Or, it could be a bunch of food you have in your cupboard that you put in a $3 basket from the Christmas Tree Shop?

I'm inclined to agree with you. A homemade gift basket is kind of chintzy if the couple had a registry. HOWEVER-

No, the solution is deep fried, sugar-glazed bagels with cream cheese! Mmmmm, congestive heart failure...

I am so, so sorry that you have never that you can't find a quality doughnut that will change your mind. I will pray to the fried dough gods that you find one.

I think it boils down (excuse the bagel pun) to sweet vs. savory. I love a good pastry, but I will only eat a bagel maybe once a month, if that. I even live right near a kosher bagel shop! I just have an insatiable sweet tooth.

So RuPaul inspired Jason Wu to get in to fashion design. Then because of his inspiration, Wu ends up designing clothes for the First Lady of the Untied States.

Bookmarking this for when I get home from work...

This was my morning:

Did you ever see her on Talk Soup (which preceded the The Soup, starring Joel McHale)? That was the first time I saw her, and she was hilarious.

Yes! Shawn's name was Veronica. He made a very pretty lady.