I need to take this moment to say that Tamara is the only person I have ever seen who is actually a better person after being saved.

And Tamra didn’t know that Shannon would be upset when she told her what the MIL had said.

Shannon has my sympathy on this one.

SUCH a stage mom.

Nobody should believe anything a 9 year old says.

These little punks can fuck right off with their imaginary nonsense.

But not any old middle aged traditional Southern and Midwestern white women.

Based on those ads I’m guessing the “daymaker” aspires to be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but just sounds fucking basic. I may just be bitter, as I have a visceral reaction to those fugly bags because every awful bully in my middle school who was cruel to me for fun carried one.

Fuck being a girl. Here’s why it’s good to be a woman:

Knowing that someday a man will explain to you about something, and probably something you know more about than he does.

the “balancing 1000 things” is what makes me the most mad. I “balance 1000 things” because I know full well that if I don’t take the dry cleaning, book flights for thanksgiving, coordinate w/ my inlaws, book a cat sitter, etc, that shit WONT GET DONE. And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to…

My SIL (who once demanded of my brother when she was losing a fight with me she’d started: “Are you going to let her talk to your wife like that?!”) is a huge fan so YES YOU ARE CORRECT IN YOUR ASSESSMENT.

would print that on a tote

my official response to Vera Bradley as a self-identified 35-year-old woman who “appreciates beauty in color and prints and thoughtful details and in her relationships”:

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

That dude is a creepy, socially-awkward weirdo who is on the spectrum and obviously psychologically damaged from blocking out his sister’s murder. I’m getting hot already.

1. I had never thought Burke did it, I always thought it was either John or an intruder, but this special convinced me. At first I thought it was creepy to reenact the murder-by-flashlight with a fake skull and pig skin, but when they brought out the child I understood why it was necessary. Once you realize that a…

it looks like the staffer knew, and thought he heard her say “Katherine Clark from Massachusetts”, and like...everyone could see the pin.

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

330 million in lost business? It takes a special mix of homophobia, pigheadedness and stupidity to not back down in the face of that.