“Patient has small penis.”

Children of the Trump!

Close but no cigar.

I hate Tracy Anderson too. Her “method” is a load of horse shit based on pseudoscience. She thinks every woman should have “a teeny, tiny dancer’s body.” She also once said that women shouldn’t lift anything heavier than 5 lbs; MY 180 LB DEADLIFT SAYS DIFFERENTLY TRACY. #fucktracyanderson #noreally

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

I am perpetually puzzled by the things conservatives think will insult liberals.

I was at the benefit where he purchased the painting. I think Melania bid for it unchallenged and raised on her own bid. I don’t remember what it looked like but I do remember paint flying everywhere.

christ

Deplorable

“The Trump Foundation, in the interest of transparency, welcomes the attorney general’s inquiries.”

I like Heather also. I’m very upset with her on this episode. Like where does she get off asking the two people who dislike Vicki the most to go visit her? It’s awkward as hell enough to go visit a relative you barely know in the hospital. I can’t even imagine visiting someone who amounts to a co-worker who I dislike…

I just wish Megan had stood her ground and did not start handing out apologies like Halloween candy.

The lesson in all this is that Vicki has behaved atrociously in the past and this should have been a huge wake up call for her to realize how much she’s hurt people and maybe change, maybe offer a sincere and genuine apology for once. Instead, and with the help of the other women who have seriously low standards,…

OC is a snoozefest these days but what the hell, I love breaking down these shows:

My wife, who is otherwise a functioning member of the modern era, also refers to any map app as “MapQuest.” It drives me nuts.

I think Vicki and Tamra have a bad falling out later in the season, so that should change things up.

So basically, we’re gonna be stuck with Vicki forever, cause the drama surrounding the accident was completely fabricated, and the only person it benefited was Vicki. So in the end Vicki has the majority of the group and Shannon and Megan are on the outside, everything from last year forgotten. Just cause you’re in a…

I don’t visit acquaintances in the hospital. Especially those who are only there for a few hours. Vicki wasn’t even admitted! She was taking selfies of her lying on a gurney! Does Vicki not have any actual friends who would want to visit her? I have to assume so since she wound up Uber’ing home. It was a really shitty…

“...her scented candle business/eventual parting gift from Jim.”