that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

I have feelings about Betheny. I find her completely unbearable this year. I am so sick of her using “it was a joke!” as an excuse. If no one laughs, it’s not a joke. And even if someone laughs (looking at you Carol) that doesn’t mean you get a free pass for being hateful.

Truth.

Bethenny Frankel needs to take a seat. I have never in my life seen someone so willing to dish it out and so adamantly refusing to take it. It is amazing that her clothes don’t chafe that paper thin skin.

.....(narrows eyes).......okay, but....is that LITERALLY leaving your porch light on for him, or just thinking about him every day when you turn on your light?

For what it’s worth, I only know Calvin Harris as “the guy who keeps complaining about Taylor Swift”. Get over it already, dude.

Seriously, you are completely unhinged over this. Are you Mondona’s sock puppet?

Yes, because it’s totally normal to micromanage exactly what teenagers can and can’t eat. Get a grip.

I honestly don’t know that much about her, but it sure looks like Taylor Swift’s Mom had sex with an especially attractive cat. But I suppose that's not really possible. Her eyes would be bigger.

Well if we go by what we’ve seen with her kids so far, I’d say Madonna is doing a great job as a mother. The worst we’ve seen is that Rocco wants to live with his dad and Lourdes, the college student, got caught smoking. When the alternative is Kylie Jenner or Ariel Winter or Chloe Lattanzi, it's pretty shocking how…

What does the agreement look like? You get to go on X number of trips and Y number of my fabulous parties, but you have to make an ass of yourself in the process and I’m going to make it your fault when it’s over? With the bonus of...some more people might be interested in your projects if you agree. Sounds pretty…

If you had asked me during the Material Girl era if it was even remotely possible Madonna was going to end up being significantly less chill than my mother, I would have said you were nuts. But yet, my mom was definitely more chill.

Well, I’m making an assumption: that “being seated next to” someone at the Met Ball is more like being seated at the same table at a wedding and less like grabbing the seat next to someone at the 7:30 showing of Kubo. And I just clicked through to photo 157 of Vogue’s 214 photo slideshow (so it seems like…

Interesting. Switch the pronouns, and you have a classic Nice Guy (TM). “Who just assumes that a random girl doesn’t want them because she’s minding her own business”

Yeah, I think that is the best thing he ever said, to tell those who want to change the system to run for office.

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

But does he know her?

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

I think the problem is also the insulting nature of politics. I have done stupid things as a young adult. I wanted to be considered sexy, so I posed for some shots, and they ended up on the internet.