Unless they’re handsome, rich, and primarily silent, RH husbands are generally the worst. Half the reason last season of RHONY was so good was that almost all of the women were unattached divorcees or widows over 40, which made for interesting TV of broads doing the kind of stuff broads do. And the last season of…

DONN FOREVER. What an extreme downgrade to Brooks.

He was so wretched that even though I loathed the same people he did, I was rooting for the Joes to beat the crap out of him and get away with it.

Was Jim Marchese busy the week they wrote this or...?

I freaking loved Donn :(

Everybody liked Donn on the RHOC. I mean everybody except Vicki that is.

Worked out great for Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow.

you spreak fluent in Real Houcewifie

Related: Bianca on Rich Kids made a comment about getting “David Foster-ed”: Left when the going gets rough.

Okay, but can we talk about the most important thing?

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

If Palin supports them, you can bet they’re not better than anybody.

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Phelps and Johnson were hoping they wouldn’t have a child until 9 months after their wedding but....well, he has fast swimmers.

How big was that burrito? I'm having chicken tacos.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

For what it’s worth, pissing on a person that is on fire is likely not going to do any good. So really, you’d be doing him a favor by letting him die by fire instead of getting pissed on while dying by fire. Either way, you’re just as horrible as he is.

If Jesus came back, the “Christians” today would accuse him of blasphemy and burn him at the stake.

I dunno Torch, I’m pretty sure what he did is in the Bible -