It was a wild ride. Turns out Freelee saved her from the killer naturopath by sharing all these banana based self defense tips.

Both times you wrote “banana person” I pictured this and giggled at my desk. Thank you.

Lily had her bluetooth on when the naturopath attacked. Frelee told her to run out the front door, not up the stairs.

She accused Cassey Ho of promoting eating disorders along with some others. I don't think eating 50 bananas is a sound food decision but I like candy corn so I can't throw too many stones.

STOP CALLING HER A VEGAN! SHE ISN'T A VEGAN! SHE'S A BANANATARIAN!!

Me this morning: Who are these people? I don’t care.

Can we do this for 500 days like Gawker did with that vapid blonde lady? This seems way more fun.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

I’ll wear this one:

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

toothy is bisexual!

Yup. I’d walk right past him on an empty street and never think twice. But his vibe is a bit grating to me, with all the giggling at his own jokes and fawning over celebrities.

How about a law that says that you can't hold pictures of fetuses within 2,000 feet of an elementary school? That seems more effective.

“proponents of the bill are defending it by saying that it’s necessary to protect schoolchildren from protesters outside the clinics”

ol’ toothy tile striking again!