The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

Yeah 8 year olds often have “favorite States”. That one will surely endear you to the people, Ted.

I know that Gwen is more successful, but Gavin Rossdale sold 12 million albums and had headline tours. Why are we talking like this guy is destitute?

Why the fuck doesn’t your husband help you more?! And he works from home, so no commute?! I’m... very angry at him on your behalf, did he start actually helping you out or did he just shut up about exercise, because that is not enough.

So he works from home and does none of the housework? What’s his excuse?

Yes. My husband got on me for not working out. So I wrote out his schedule: get up at 7, sit on toilet for 25 minutes, stretch for 15 minutes, jog 45 minutes, cool down 20 minutes, shower for 30 minutes, eat cereal. Log into computer at 9(works from home) Logoff at 5. Day is finished. Go to gym for an hour.

I’ve known women who have barely shown pretty much all through their entire pregnancy, and others who basically popped as soon as they were pregnant. I think it just varies, and not even depending on fitness levels

4-5 weeks apart? I don’t...one is...how can...

She’s straight up crazy. Who in their right mind has ever said, “My favorite is doing laundry and working out...”

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

This is a Paula Deen EVINE top, and as you can clearly see, it is not covering the model’s crotch. She lies!

Never once have I looked at Paula Deen and thought “Where did she get her clothes?” in anything but a derogative manner.

It makes more sense if you realize Charity is another housewife who used to be a stripper.

Andy Warhol.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Tina Turner (who claims to make her own wigs).

Oh my God, Now I can’t stop compulsively compiling a list of people who wore wigs before Kylie Jenner.

I really wanted the GIF of her saying “Wig.”

To paraphrase the Holocaust “survivor” Eli Weisel, author of the iconic memoir “Night,” in his response to a woman who expressed her guilt at feeling sad and depressed over trivial things, as her suffering could never match Weisel’s, he essentially told her this...”we all have our own pain, which fills us to the brim.…

He’s not going to drop out until she actually puts it mathematically out of reach on pledged delegates - the guy is absolutely swimming in cash, and he has no reason to quit. He’ll push it to California.

thank you for my new motivational poster

Is this Rita Ora because I don’t know her.