I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

This is actually really depressing. We’re finally watching the OJ thing on FX and my first thought seeing her pining for the cake was Marcia Clark and all the abuse she got for her clothes/hair/being a woman. :/

In her neck of the woods, it is an elevated stance, sadly.

Fuck you, guns. And douchebags with guns. RIP Will.

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

Get fucked.

If you bothered to read up on history, you’d know that decades ago when the Evangelical Christian movement started pushing for school prayer (people like this jackass), there was actually outrage across the board from fellow members of the clergy. Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, and Muslim alike (plus thier individual…

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

I can’t actually think of anything truer to the spirit of contemporary American conservativism than a guy who grew a beard in order to promote his hunting accessory business praying at a NASCAR rally for a Republican to win the election, using a phrasing and diction better suited for a slow six year old child.

That fuckstick is a fake redneck grifter and anybody who lets him influence their vote is a moron.

Dude went on the record saying blacks were better off before the abolition of slavery. I guess the left is pretty intolerant of your intolerance, Cletus.

There was free alcohol.

this is the first i’ve heard of revenge bodies.

Neither did Trump’s mother, unfortunately.

As someone who never watched, I still don't get it. But that's just me.

Were people still legitimately watching American Idol?

How the fuck does someone screw up the word ‘reggae’?

Me too! I always thought it was like a second row of teeth. Now my dream of shark DNA is gone.

Your husband loves VPR!?? Where did you find that unicorn? Jealous. I watch VPR in shame, behind closed doors when nobody else is around. But I kind of like it that way. I don’t need my fiancé to shit talk my favorite bravolebrities, it just ruins the fun..