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Brianna’s kids look like her uptight weirdo husband and I can’t look at them.

Look at Kelly being smart by not wearing eye makeup to a dinner during which she plans to shed crocodile tears. What a clever c*nt she is!

The bearded non-Piscatella veteran guard who told the kid guard who had just murdered Poussey about how he murdered women he had just had sex with and innocent villagers in Afghanistan, and that the kid should just get over it - that guy was pretty awful. And the baldy who let baby rat guy through the metal detector

Calm down. I did not say she deserved it. Just that I’m not wasting my sympathy.

What about truth serum, like in Kill Bill? Is that a real thing, or have movies and TV shows lied to me?

I have only a limited amount of pity, so I’ll save it for someone who did not write a book about how women are too free.

One major difference between Trump and Weiner: Trump has the courage to be a shitbag who publicly philanders. No attempts to hide it, even to give his wives some dignity. He brags about it.

As someone old enough to remember when she tried to censor the music industry, I’d prefer she stay in whatever hole she’s hiding in.

I stopped engaging my father on politics too. Unfortunately, that means I have stopped engaging him at all. It is too painful to know the man I idolized growing up is a racist misogynist.

Just used Biore’s for the first time - 2 thumbs up! Thanks!

I googled - I don’t have all of those symptoms. I consulted with a surgeon the first time it happened and he said it was most likely just an ingrown hair. It resolved itself before I had to do anything about it. And come to think of it, the few times it has happened have all been after, um, aggressive grooming. But

Looks like Biore makes a charcoal soap, and Ulta carries it.

I’m looking into charcoal soap as we speak!

Every time I deviate from antibacterial Dial for any amount of time, I end up with a cyst in an uncomfortable place. Is it related? I don’t know. But I’m not experimenting anymore.

Cetaphil bar for my face. There is no substitute. The liquid Cetaphil leaves a film on my face and does not remove makeup effectively.

Better idea than robot babies: make the teens scroll through Urban Baby and Parenting.com posts and comments. And then send them to observe the waiting areas of clinics serving special-needs children

My personal favorite was when it went UP the back. Like the rain in Forest Gump - from above, from the side, from underneath...

...and then have to ask him to go to the store for super-absorbent maxi pads for about 6 weeks after that. Wait, that’s the fun part...

He should have stuck with playing the straight man role to Adam Corrola’s joker on Love Line

...and the one from West Virginia whose daughter runs Mylan and who apparently helped her scam an undeserved Masters degree, forcing the resignation of the university’s president.