WTF with Jimmy? Why is he even married to her? He obviously does not like her, even a little bit. And can she please shut the fuck up about “fertility struggles”? She is not infertile. She married a man who got snipped because he did not want more children. Not the same.

Wut?! I missed the drop off lane throwdown!

I did not think I could like any of them less than I like Meghan. The Ole Miss sorority girl is still strong within that one.

Little girl has most likely seen the live show many times over, and I will bet money she is a beast herself among her own friends.

She is THE WORST. Her husband seems like he’s a little too invested in the drama, and not in a fun Terry Dubrow way. Like he helps Kelly plot what to do next.

Kelly pissed me off when she played the “I’m a mother!” card. No one is allowed to criticize her simply because she squirted a human from her body? And let us talk about her kid. Oh, yes, I am going there. That girl is whiny, spoiled, undisciplined. All traits I could put up with if she was a sparkplug like Melania.

I wonder why Kelly went with “frickin’” when she planned to finish the sentiment with “cunt”? Why not go all in with “fucking cunt"?

I always wondered what the hell the whole baggage situation was about and what is to stop a stranger from taking my luggage. One airport I was in sometime in the last year, Vegas or NY LaGuardia (I cannot remember), put numbered stickers on our boarding passes and luggage and had guards I baggage claim checking to see…

Hillary is most likely married to a rapist, but Trump IS a rapist himself. I don’t like her as a person, but she beats the alternative.

Keeping passengers on a plane on the ground for 5 hours should be a crime. Why isn’t it?

I sort of love her on Real Time.

I was going to challenge you on this one, but then I ran through all of the adult children of the RHONJ and could not come up with even one worth a damn. Caroline’s kids are good-natured, but could not support themselves without TV money. Victoria, Kathy’s daughter, is in nursing school, so maybe her?

Aw, I was already looking forward to Dylann’s Letter from Death Row to Gawker!

Why does he make that face in every photo? Did he have a stroke? Am I a bitch for asking?

Bitch, go home and make your sons some sandwiches or something if this is how you feel. Go home. Walk the walk if you’re going to talk the talk. Femenism has given you the choice to either work inside the home (if you can afford to) or outside the home. Femenism is awesome that way.

BRIE LARSON NEEDS TO GIVE ME THAT PANTSUIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Since when do Russians have a problem with anyone drinking?

I feel like women who grew up with sisters have the edge on those of us who did not when it comes to winning at mean-girling. They may or may not use that skill often on others, but it seems like my friends who had sisters know exactly where to plunge the knife in an argurment.

Your neighbor sounds perfect

Cleveland is pretty black. If the delegates fear African-Americans, they probably should have stayed the fuck home. Cleveland belongs to Clevelanders. All visitors should adapt and behave civilly.