I don’t get why we’re still putting up with being referred to as “bitches” by male musicians and rappers. (The only point I’m siding with Swiftie on, because ugh! on her)

What did Katy Perry do to Taylor Swift that warranted Tay taking her down? Is this still over some fucking backup dancer?

Dallas is such fertile ground for a Housewives show. I think Dallas would be so much better without batshit Leeanne and pathetic Tiffany and her sad, sad Keith Suburban husband. Cary is a goddess with an interesting life, and Brandi and Stephanie have so much fun together and have fascinating marriages that they’re…

Vicki’s brother is a problem. He is just as dumb and delusional as she is.

Megan is awful. Jimmy had a vasectomy. Because he didn’t want any more children. Her ass is not infertile, and she needs to stop with the whole “struggling to get pregnant” thing. (I haven’t watched last night’s episode yet, so forgive me if I missed something.)

She was in pharmaceutical sales before they married, if I remember correctly. She has a marketable skill, but I’m guessing she won’t be willing to go back to working like a normal person.

At least she doesn’t HAVE to stay married to him for financial reasons. Brianna makes 6 figures on her own, doing a job that will always need to be done. Poor Megan is over there giving herself shots so she can get pregnant, presumably so she’ll have some claim on Jim’s money.

We should probably just lock up all the men from ages 12 to 22, and only release them under heavy supervision. When Hillary is President, we will be one step closer to the gynocracy of our dreams.

He could barely be bothered to leave his seat for the wife who was returning from the prison sentence that was mostly his fault. He was probably pissed that he has to start hiding his extramarital whatever again.

I love/loathe Milania. But I just plain loathe the new Orange County housewife Kelly’s daughter. That one whines, yet provides no entertainment.

I hope this particular piggie is spared.

Lisa has a very dry sense of humor and “has a go at” others. I like her. I don’t think the other housewives are intelligent enough to get her humor.

I partied with JON JON and MADONNA!

But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.

As long as Lymie McLymerton is gone, I’m in. I loved Yo in the beginning, but this damn “Lyme journey” is crap.

Rocio is a very privileged girl. According to Ken.

Did Erin even hear the speech? What was racist about it? Educate me, Erin.

Australian accents grate my nerves. Every statement sounds like a question because it goes up at the end.

Why does everyone keep insisting the Huddleston person is attractive? He must have a great personality?

Ivanka is trying to sink him with his base now?