Bless them. I had my one and hopefully only at 30, and I’m exhausted.

38. I am also old.

Those Jennifer Annistan Pregnant! stories are just getting cruel now. She’s old (sorry. not sorry.) For whatever reason, either by choice or by unhappy circumstance, she did not have children. Not nice to rub her face in looking a bit bloated* in some photos.

Yorktown University is unaccredited. If you send your daughter there, she’ll hate you for making her work for a useless degree and you’ll still owe tens of thousands for the privilege. ETA: can’t find it on the internet - did it close?

It looks to me like she’s competing with her daughters. The bleach blonde hair, the eight pounds of makeup...and then she murdered them maybe because her husband loved them more. (obviously a different kind of love, but perhaps she had it confused.)

I’d scoff at Brooks, but Vickie really is toxic. She is divorced from reality.

Agnostic, and totally agree.

Unfair Christy died because she deserved to live with this.

That’s a low blow and I love it.

LeBonheur Children’s Hopsital. It’s in Memphis and has way more beds than St Jude and performs actual surgeries there, and get only a fraction of the fundraising dollars St. Jude does. St. Jude gets my money too, but I’m making more of an effort to cut LeBonheur in also.

I can’t wait for one of the Girl Squad to turn on her and tell all.

Some of us have been there since the very beginning of Swift. What the hell is she always squinting at?!

Former citizen of Mississippi here. I gotta tell you, we’re so beaten down from so much of this shit over many many years we barely have the energy anymore. It’s sort of like a long-term abusive relationship. We don’t even know what good government feels like. And this is coming from a middle-class white lady with the…

Jan Brewer: “What? They aren’t even people. What’s everyone so angry about?”

Ten guns. Zero living children :(

She had a pic from Big Bob’s BBQ. People from Decateur, AL are incapable of shutting the fuck up about that place and the nastiness that is mayo-based BBQ sauce.

Aw, man. She had a gorgeous boyfriend, too.

You are making a grave mistake. No mercy for the grandmas.

I rather like this system. In the event that we in the U.S. really do have a situation where a truly tryinnical government needs to be taken out by a well-regulated militia, I’d rather the “militia” be organized and competent than a bunch of my hillbilly neighbors running out of their homes in their underwear…

If your kid is as charming as you, I’m thinking very few others want to play with him or her.