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For a long time, I did not want to get into arguments overy what constitutes a “femenist” with other women. We’re women. We should all be femenists. But the last few years, I have zero problem saying, “You can’t sit with us!” to anti-choice and/or conservative women in my life.

I’ve been disgusted since 2009 by the fact that it suddenly became ok to get nostalgic for his music again. Did we all forget? A dead pedophile is still a pedophile.

Sorsha makes her bed. Unlike certain banana-chomping twats. Be like Sorsha.

My creep is hyper-religious and was constantly badgering students to come to his church and soliciting donations for a homeless shelter to be built at an undetermined date in the future from people who do not have disposable income.

I trusted my gut regarding my office’s maintenence man, who I found creepy. He hung around way too much doing things that did not need to be done, talking to clients (many of them young and/or special needs) and female students. I complained to his supervisor, and apparently that was the straw that broke the camel’s

They all suck. They deserve each other.

That is the only one I ever quit. All those Cheshire women know how to do is go to the spa. Such bores.

I noticed that, too. Those RT commenters are brutal, and love to talk about how they will boycott this or that Housewives show as if Bravo will actually notice. So entitled they are! So glad Jezebel brought back recaps.

Ladies of London! I believe it’s coming back soon. I need more posh put-downs from Caroline in my life.

I’ll hire him to cut some firewood for me. But he has to leave the guns at home.

Cary would make an excellent mean girl if Leeanne would disappear. I think the show needs an oil business wife. “I’m just an oil field honey spending my husband’s money!”

Leeanne, GIRL, just go with it. Laugh at yourself. Don’t let them know it bothers you. This behavior is just ammo for the other ladies.

I feel like the show would be much better without Leeanne and Tiffany. Aside from them, the theme seems to be real people with real lives (except more entertaining). Leeanne is a dumb clown and Tiffany is boring and depressing with her sad never-was poor-mans-Keith-Urban husband.

Brianna is a fascinating case, I suspect. Raised by an authoritarian mother and runs into the arms of an authoritarian husband. Gawd, do I loathe B’s asshole husband.

Indoctrinating our young offspring is one of the few pure pleasures parents have. I’m teaching mine that anyone in a Make America Great Again hat is a monster.

I do not care who he votes for. I just need him to come to the bedroom real quick.

The strippers can do things with their bodies you can’t. It’s fascinating and cheaper than a Broadway show.

And why shouldn’t they be? They’re both awful people. They should be friends.

But she isn’t a wildly successful actress after that whole fiasco. She must have miscalculated something.