You must read The 19th Wife by Ann Eliza Young.

Project much, Republicans?

Congratulations and good luck! May your first child be a feminine child. But boys are cool too.

She better bring it.

If she would stop playing sick, she could be such a great adversary for Vanderpump. They go way back, and Yolanda could lob some good grenades, I’m sure. Vanderpump loves to make good TV, so I know she’d agree.

I loved Yolanda her first two seasons, but if they bring back Fakey St. Munchausen next season I will scratch my own eyes out (because not watching RHOBH is not an option).

I fully believe Woody Allen is gross. I also fully believe that Mia Farrow is batshit crazy, so I don’t put stock in anything she says.

Do I love Minnie Driver? Yes I do.

I love Cary already. Leeanne is batshit and loudmouthed, so she’s good tv.

(and apparently makes money off of people who claim to have chronic lyme. grain of salt, grain of salt)

That Page Six story is a load of hot garbage and I’m 99% positive Kristen’s husband Josh is the unnamed Househusband.

I will bet real $$ that Palin didn’t even know Nehlan’s name before the host said it. Stop helping her, hosts! Next time, ASK her if she knows the names of the people she’s bloviating about.

There may be a God, but people who claim God gives them explicit instructions are full of shit.

I wouldn’t dare wear my festival wristband before the festival, but I’d be lying if I said I take it off immediately after the festival. For about a week after Hangout, all of us Hangers-out (?) run around town identifying each other and high-fiving, and we don’t care how lame we look.

Oh, she is a real treasure. Make your bed, Freeley.

I am also an Alabamaian (not born here, though), and I work in a clinic that files Medicaid. We got notice last month that Medicaid will begin reimbursing us not based on the services provided, but instead on the “average” number of Medicaid clients we see in a certain time period. Our clinic is non-profit, so we will…

Alabama is also underfunding the Medicaid program, and there is a possibility adult diabetics in the program will be paying $700/month for their medications soon (which pretty much means they will die). Tell me more, Alabama, about the Culture of Life.

I thought Toothy Tile was gay!

Agreed. And I don’t find him funny, either.

So Britney has no problem with this that we know of, and her life seems to be going pretty well. Cool story.