...and the majority of those sisters answered “correctly” to the sausage question because they didn’t want to be the sour dyke bitch, i’m guessing?

There is no way Dallas could be worse than Cheshire. Those ladies only know how to go to the spa and accuse each other of being former pole dancers. But I’m forcing myself to finish Potomic before I start Dallas.

LOVE Ladies of London! More Caroline, please.

Why does Charisse always look like she smells shit?

I would never ever address this in real life, but I was SHOCKED that Robyn isn’t biracial. I assumed all season that she was. Miss Ball and Gala was absolutely stupid to argue that with her. Also, Robyn and Gizelle are the best. I’d love to sip tea and snark with them.

I miss sweet old Paula from the early days of her show. Mr. Foofa and I used to wake-n-bake to Paula’s Home Cooking on Saturdays. She was like the grandmother we always wanted. And then we had to hear about her using the N word, and suddenly she was the grandmother we already had.

Aw, man! It would have been so great to ignore this show, too!

Goddamn. There aren’t any sisters behind Kylie, are there? This Kardashian shit has an end date, right?

I love him. And Swift is Satan.

Nope. It appears he’s checking out her behind.

Yass! Bernie drinks Coke Zero!! The absolute best soda. #Bernieforamerica

She’s young. She’s fresh out of Mississippi and may have been raised religious and sheltered. This was probably the best answer she knows how to give right now. Give her time. Slow the hate train. Piling on her isn’t making anyone look good. Save your anger for bigoted politicians.

He advocated for marrying off our teenage daughters so that they’d learn to pick a man’s duck instead of picking his pockets. Yes, I’m pretty damn intolerant of that shit.

Bernie is a Jew who once worked as a carpenter. I’m pretending that’s who the Duck Fuck is referencing.

Those are definitely not 1-percenters, at least not in that photo. I do believe that condo they’re standing in front of is on the Alabama Gulf Coast, and they look like the usual Louisiana trash that litters that region from May through August. They roll into town in a caravan of SUVS piled high with cases of Bud…

This reminds me of going to church with my in-laws in Mississippi. Right after the Benediction, we all gather outside to watch Brother Wayne and Brother Billy race their Towncars in circles around the parking lot.

Is that Brandi Glanville on the left? What does she have to do with all this?

Pretty sure he takes up only with the kind of women who are trying to Oops him.

They’re all great for different reasons. Except for Cheshire - those are some vapid ladies who only know how to go to the spa, and they are boring as fuck.

LuAnn can keep her shit together in front of the camera, usually.